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Post by Donahoo » Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:52 pm

WARNING ! ! !


If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms
your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace
field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program
your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
Rogaine.


If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove
the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill
your skim milk with whole milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of
you,sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone.

If you are a blonde, this is a joke!!!


THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX! And look at you - you're on the computer!

:chase:

Anne
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Post by trucker2000 » Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:47 pm

:rotfl:
:rofl:
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That was good. :rotfl:
You can teach an old dog new tricks. :D
Sometimes.
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Post by lswot » Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:22 pm

trucker2000 wrote::rotfl:
:rofl:
:clap:
That was good. :rotfl:
Ditto.......

Um, some of those uh, results sound like recalcitrant spouses. :lol:
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX! And look at you - you're on the computer!
Apparently....so are you. :dozy:
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Post by Xjmt » Sat Jan 31, 2004 4:57 pm

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million Americans are having SEX! And look at you - you're on the computer!
Well the only reason I would consider taking up exercise is to hear heavy breathing once again. :crying:

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Post by lswot » Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:55 pm

:-D Oooooh, poor bebe......:dozy:
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eccl 2:13

"A Government big enough to give you every thing you want, is big enough to take away every thing you have."
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Post by brian » Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:39 am

:rotfl:
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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